Funny Jokes

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How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??
He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!

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BANTA SINGH - BEST OF ALL

Friend: What are you looking at?
Banta Singh: I know your Password, hee, hee.
Friend: all right, what is my Password if you saw it?
Banta Singh: four asterisks!

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Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Banta Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Banta Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

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Banta Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Banta Singh cries even louder Friend: what now?
Banta Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!

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Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television Saying you are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know what I am watching?"

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Titanic is sinking.... Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to god...
Just then an Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles.
Italian : Only two miles!?.... then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
Sardarji : ??????.....

(The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again)
Italian : Just tell me which side, land is two miles from here?
Sardarji : Downwards

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A man his crying besides a grave. Seeing this a gentleman approaches him, and says to him Sir I have not seen anybody crying so painfully .who was the deceased person ?

Was she ur wife,son,or any of ur parent ?

No the man replies .it was my wife’s first husband .

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God made man then he rested,

God made women and from then

Nobody rested .

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This dog , is dog, a dog, good dog, dog way.,to dog, dog keep,dog an, dog idiot,dog busy,

for dog ,dog 20, seconds 20 . now read the sentence without the word dog

this is a good way to keep an idiot busy for twenty seconds.

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Did u ever notice that when u r driving,

Any one driving slower than u is an idiot,

Any one driving faster than u is an maniac,

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What is the difference between woman and a battery ?

A battery has a positive side .

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WOMAN – the most efficient money reducing agent known to mankind..

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Marriage is a three ring circus

1.Engagement ring

2.wedding ring

3.Suffering.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man or wife u would have preferred.

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to u

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A small boy is asking his dad to serve him a cockroach for lunch, his dad refuses for some time but agrees later, he gets hold of a cockroach and gives it to his son

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Son : mujhe yeh fry kiya hua chayee.

Dad : O.k.

Son : ab usay namak aur masala lagao .

Dad : O.k.

Son :ab main akela kaisa kahaon aap pehlay taste karo,phir main khaonga.

Dad : O.k. ,beta ab tum kahaon

Son : main nahin kahne wala ,kyonki yeh to aapne isay joota kar diya hai .

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One day a dog was running behind a sardar...

But the SARDAR was laughing..

One man asked why u r so happy?

He said...

HA HA HA....Mere paas Airtel mobile hai...

But Still Hutch network is following 

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Santa comes home one night and his

  wife Jeeto throws her arms around

  neck, "Darling, I have a great news

  I'm a month overdue. I think we're

  going to have a baby! The doctor gave

  me a test today, but until we find

  out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

  The next day, a guy from the electric

  company rings the doorbell, because

  they hadn't paid their last bill.

  "Are you Mrs Santa? You're a month

  overdue, you know!"

  "How do you know?" stammers Jeeto.

  "Well ma'am, it' in our files!" says

  the man from the electric company.

  "What are you saying? It's in your

  files????"

  "Absolutely."

  Well, let me talk to my husband about

  this tonight."

  That night, she tells Santa about the

  electrician's visit and Santa mad as

  a bull, rushes to the electric

  company's office, next morning.

  Santa, "What's going on here? You

  have it on file that my wife is a

  month overdue? What business is that

  of yours?"

  "Just calm down," says the clerk,

  "it's nothing serious. All you have

  to do is pay us."

  Santa, "Pay you? And if I refuse?"

  "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have

  no option but to cut you off."

  "And what would my wife Jeeto do

  then?"

  I don't know. I guess, she'd have to

  use candle."

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Similarities

This is Amazing....

1. Are they ships or pillers!!!!


2.Are they audiences or buildings ?????



3.How many horses are there in this picture? Should find 7



4.How many people are there ????????

5.Impossible ring

6.live carpet



7.water fall or human fall???



8.In the forest there are five hidden deers....... .Can you find all of them???????? ?



9. How many pillers are there ,three or two ???????????
Look at the middle column.
Where does it end?



10.DO YOU SEE FOUR PEOPLE?



11.Who is the tallest?



12.A face? ... Or, the word 'liar' ?


13.NEXT:
What do you see here?
Do you see the word "LIFT"?
Or, a bunch of black splotches ?



15.NEXT? FIND THE FACES:



16.THE LAST ONE: FOCUS ON THE DOT!